Your petty husband has nothing on this guy
28 July 2016, 18:02
Nairobi - I have a new favourite couple that make for
interesting pieces. So yesterday I told you about my friend who was yelling at
his wife that if he gets home and she is not there; she will see the very devil
The man was having a good time just
imagining how fast she was hustling to get home because she wanted to make it
before him. Also he does not have a key. I think it is a trick on his part so
that she can never even have the opportunity not to be there. Because it is so
easy to go and cut a key but he does not have one.
The next time I see him, he tells me his
wife was not there so he had to break into his own house.
Hilarious but he had such a serious face, I
was picturing him waiting for her. And of course, he could not let it slide
that she was late. They had to argue about it. Not the small argument but the
argument where you all go to sleep without speaking to each other. She had
better wake up and making him breakfast though. She gets over herself because
he is the boss and what he says is law.
Kenyan women think the boyfriend asking how
far she is from home is being annoying. How annoying is this one if you can
imagine yourself in a relationship with him?
You leave your father’s house with curfew
and you go to your husband’s house and find curfew there as well.
Your man has nothing on this one; trust me
because the lady was just at her sister’s house helping with a new-born. He
figured since she has a maid, his wife does not have to be involved. In his own
words, ‘She has her own house and responsibilities.’
So I had to explain to him, in these days,
you cannot trust a maid with your child, let alone a new-born. I had to bring
his own child into it so that he can just understand. But I bet he is still fuming.
And you see the way Karma and the Lord
works, he left for work in the morning and two thugs waylaid him trying to rob
him. He got away but after a bit of fighting and a few damages. That woman’s
God is a very great God. She did not have to do anything, karma got him on his
way to work.
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