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Why mind-blowing sex won’t get him to commit

13 January 2016, 12:26 Scophine Otieno

Fathom this; you give it to him like a Brooklyn stripper, gaggle his meat like a snake does a frog, pop your behind akin to a Detroit video vixen in some underground hip hop music video, you know just when to elicit a soundtrack that matches his rhythm. To put it simply, you are an epitome of the proverbial freak in the sheets, yet he won't propose! Here could be why:

Every man wants a homely woman for a wife. That explains why a guy would go for a plain Jane as his wife and seek to satisfy his sexual fantasies elsewhere. It amounts to nothing even if you can put it on him so damn good that he cries out his late grandmother's name when hitting the clouds; if you cannot prepare a simple decent meal then he is not going to marry you.

A level headed man would rather marry a boring woman who lies aloof like a cockroach baptized with Bolt insecticide during love making but who is submissive and decent than a self-acclaimed CEO of bedroom affairs who dresses like a "Kenyan version of socialite" and nags like an old hag with cracking bones.

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Often we've heard phrases like; I can't believe he left me for that thing. Well, do not tax your brain girlfriend. "That thing" might not be acrobatic in bed, doing somersaults et al like you but she warms his food and serves him without delegating the duty to the house help, understands the beauty behind speaking less and hearing more, does not throw unnecessary tantrums and gives him his manly space.

Instead of sharpening your bedminton skills, thinking it will entice that guy into proposing, work on your cutlery skills, sense of fashion (I mean, tone down especially if you are past mid - twenties. Please do not dress like a delusional teenager), work more on your personality and emancipate yourself. Who knows, 2016 might be your year of wedding bells.

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