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Useless things women ask for while dating

24 May 2016, 15:47

He should pick me up, he should drop me off

I live in Kajiado County so you know I am already doing calculations to the relevance of this. The men I date don’t pick me up but you know they pay my taxi cab because I am a considerate person. Have you been to Ongata Rongai? On a busy hour, with busy streets; if you actually like your date, you will not force them to come all that way, to and from. Honestly! It is tedious and sets a bad tone to the date.

This is why I have more dates than most of you do; you have such stringent demands that do not make sense. A person has to do all that, and it is not even past the ‘getting to know you stage’ he will drop you off and you will never see him.

Has to own a car

Uber is here; you need to chill. Even if I owned a car but lived in the uptown area, I would still get an Uber. It. Is. Convenient! Plus you can have more fun when your man is not driving.

A man always spending on expensive cars but still paying rent has always been a problem for me. It is not bad that you can own one but if it is a bad habit, I am concerned and I will dump you because that is a bad precedent to the relationship-financial wise!

Has to take me out for trips

L.O.L! Some of you cannot even pay your own bus fare but you want some man somewhere to be taking time out of their schedules every weekend, to take you somewhere. Relax; if I am a man and I am dating you, we need to be in a relationship before I spend that type of money on you. I can pay for dates; I can pay for the odd girls’ night out but Kshs 30k for one weekend? I need to judge your importance in my life. Also, you all have demands but do not look like your demands. Unless you are a really, really really* infinity hot woman and no you are not that hot so no trips unless you are bringing more to the table. Sorry to say. I was speaking as a man for a minute.

As a woman-you can try though! If you have watched Criminal Minds you would be more cautious about running off with strange men after one date. Have you forgotten about that serial killer in Kamiti that used to drink women’s blood and hide their skulls? And Kenya has no proper forensics so you know there are more out there that have never been found. But oh well, don’t listen to me. Keep rushing off with strange men. It is your funeral.



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