Things wives don’t do according to men
07 September 2016, 23:00
Nairobi - I was being given advice yesterday. Men
like giving me advice, I am still trying to figure out why.
He was talking about a certain couple and
how they normally drink together in the house. I said, ‘that is nice.’ Because
really, that IS nice, most men once they wife you get this idea that you no
longer enjoy doing same things. Also most men do not take time to actually do
something with their wives other than with his boys. So this man instead of
going out and drinking with his guys, he orders for his drinks from the house
and does it with his wife, ‘THAT IS NICE OF HIM.’
Then the man tells me, ‘But I don’t think
that is good.’
Him: ‘Once you get married, there are just
some things you don’t do. It reaches a point you have to stop drinking or
reduce and with your wife? No, she is meant to have stopped drinking as soon as
she got married and he should go out not do it at home with her. He is
The list of my unmarriageable qualities is
growing because if you even sneeze in my direction the wrong way, I need a shot
of whisky to calm down.
I also told the guy, ‘The only time I will
stop drinking after marriage is when I am pregnant. The rest of the time I will
be enjoying myself and alcohol will probably be involved.’
Him: ‘I am not saying I will tell you to
stop I just think as a wife, you have to reduce.’ (When men are trying to pitch
themselves relationship wise, they normally sing a different tune; just wait
until they get you where they want you)
don’t drink like a fish
I have already failed this exam. If he is
not doing it with me, I will probably be somewhere doing it with my girls. I am
also looking forward to having a wine collection as well as a drinks section in
my living room. This is why I don’t date pious men because I know myself very
well. We will just be wasting each other’s time.
don’t get home past 8 on the weekends
What if we are yet to have a kid, and I
want to go out? Oh by the way, wives don’t go out. Wives stay at home and wait
on the man to come home. I will probably fail this one as well because I like
having Sunday cocktails with one of my girls talking about nothing. Second, she
invites me for nights out every Friday/ Saturday; my husband is really going to
stay at home
Once you are married, you need to behave
like a married woman. Work, home. Work, home. Then on Friday it is home until
Monday. If your man is good enough to take you out, lucky you but wives stay at
home and do wife things (laundry, cooking, tending to the maid and kids or
whatever). I have already failed this one as well.
don’t have talons
Talons: fancy long nails. All my life I
have cooked, clean, washed and swept the compound at my father’s house. I have
always known and they know as well, the moment I got a job I would not be doing
that anymore as I will hire someone else to do it. I am a very fancy person, so
I am getting the nails. See how unmarriageable I am because FAIL again!
don’t talk back and are submissive
I always have to get a word in unless I
don’t find the topic too important. Or if I am not talking just know I am not
listening to you and I am in my own zone.
I also don’t do well when I am being talked
down to. I have a face to go with it. My boss sees it a lot!
Disclaimer: All articles and letters published on MyNews24 have been independently written by members of News24's community. The views of users published on News24 are therefore their own and do not necessarily represent the views of News24. News24 editors also reserve the right to edit or delete any and all comments received.