The life of a 'Sponsor'
09 July 2016, 19:51
Life’s journey involves preparing for the future and our children’s future depending on how big our vision is. When you reach an eligible adult age, it's not a surprise that insurance brokers wills start harassing you with numerous phone calls and promise heaven on earth in terms of securing your future. The phone calls will become too much you eventually block them.
Basically, we have three mainstream insurance groups - the NSSF, NHIF, and Sponsors! The first two won’t let you enjoy your entire salary in peace; they act like landlords who begin the countdown to the following month the moment you pay your rent. You pay for your future to be secured. But the last group is different in that it talks, you are paid promptly and it comes with two legs.
Sponsors are shameless elderly men who have decided to squander their life savings at the expense of their wives, and most importantly, children. They suffer from low self esteem and the only way to get validation is to get into the pants of a beautiful young girl, and brag about it to their equally brainless friends.
Their families are dysfunctional; self-image is wanting, actually the only active thing in their lives is their bank accounts. The accounts are so full of life as transactions are the order of the day due to their sexual escapades.
Most sponsors are not nice to look at - you know what I mean, and of course not nice to relate with, actually money answers everything. In their case, money speaks; I mean, who wants to associate with a shameless elderly man with no self-esteem, morals or even libido?
In a nutshell, sponsors pay to be lied to. A young girl takes the full time job of lying to a shameless man on what a catch he is, how he is the best gift on planet and all as he pays for it. They feel good when told lies as deep down they know what a scum they are.
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They are unable to make their wives happy so they pay someone to pretend to be happy. They are sexually dysfunctional so no, these girls don’t work hard on that. In fact, do you know most die from Viagra overdose?
Then we have the Sponsees. These are the beneficiaries of the sponsors’ life savings. These are young beautiful lasses, too lazy to have any reasonable dreams in life or even start a career of their own. Their only asset is beauty, a strong sense of flattery and several sets of make-up. These are mostly girls at the peak of their youth with supple skin and a tiny waistline. They are so beautiful a sponsor will pay just to hear lies from them.
They have different roles depending on what kind of sponsor they relate with. Their roles generally include First Aid Skills. If you want to be a Sponsee, kindly join the Red Cross and get basic First Aid Skills which will come in handy during Love making…or attempted love making with end up in injuries and hip dislocations of the Sponsors.
You must be a good liar. Imagine lying to the most annoying man on earth on what a catch he is and get paid for it - it requires a skill, lying skills. Now we know a man’s libido reduces with age, you have a job there. Then imagine getting paid to squander someone’s life savings? You get paid to make him poor, right? Ironical. Then break his already dysfunctional family. That’s another role, as you scheme on how to inherit his wealth while fighting with your potential step children who happen to be your age mates, actually older than you.
These relationships usually come to an abrupt end. The mysterious death of a sponsor and rumors of Viagra Overdose. Money is lost and secret wives emerge from God knows where. That is the life of a sponsor.
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