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What women think during oral sex

18 August 2015, 18:58 Shakila Alivitsa

Nairobi - What do women think when giving oral sex?

I hope my neck does not hurt after this

Bobbing your head up and down has never looked sexy and it sure does not do much for your neck. It will have a definite ache afterward that never feels good and the man never worries about. He forgets that they do not have the same exercise while giving us oral sex.

He better not do something stupid

Something stupid varies from woman to woman. You know your woman. Something stupid is a. shoving yourself down her throat without warning b. blowing your load down her throat without warning c grabbing her head without a heads up. You know your girlfriend, so you know what will annoy her.

When is he going to cum already?

(After 5 minutes) It is already taking too long and we do wander off. That’s why we forget to even incorporate the Tabasco sauce like the way Cosmopolitan told us.

When you hear you are meant to be there for at least 30 minutes for it to be a good experience for him, you start seeing all the errands you accomplished the whole day and give yourself a pat on the back.

I better change positions this is taking too long

It is either, on her knees on the floor-unless you have a very fluffy, thick carpet, we do not like that position. On the bed between your legs and the neck is going to hurt. 69-the neck is still going to have an ache. We can never win with this one.

What did that article say about giving better oral sex?

This is when she witches position when it was just going so well. That is why you are told to be the tutor because a woman will never understand your equipment as well as you do.

What was that about his balls?

Refer to the former statement

He better appreciate me as a girlfriend after this

Every woman who is willing, not willing but still gives you head; no matter how much you wish to look at it she will always expect you to lavish her with that appreciation. Especially if she is doing the most to please you. You have to! At the end of the day not all women give head and when yours does and you do not appreciate it that is why she no longer becomes interested.

I hope I will be on the receiving end

Great givers are great receivers. It’s self-explanatory.

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