6 ways to know she is crazy!!
26 August 2015, 18:28
Nairobi - The thing about crazy women is that they are very blunt and
very open. They will tell you right off the bat that they are crazy and you
should know before you commit. They just let you know!
Men on the other hand are liars. A guy will tell you how he
did not see it coming. That he had no idea she was not ‘normal’. At the back of
his mind, he knows he is lying but he would rather slit his throat than admit
he got himself in that situation. She told him, he knew and he took it as a
challenge. Men cannot resist a challenge especially when he thinks he can tame
something. Then there is the one that we are all told, crazy girlfriends give
the best sex.
So since we are pretending, I am also going to pretend I am
writing a list that you do not already know about.
She checks your phone,
email, computer, search history, bank balance ….while you watch her do it
In fact, the fact that you have a password is like a minor
instruction manual you go through together. She asks for the password, you give
it to her and she scrolls through everything while you wait for the outburst
(in terror) even though you did nothing wrong. Technically! The thing about
crazy women is that they never do things secretly, most of the time especially
when it is the little things. Like going through your phone to see which female
is named ‘John the technician’.
She has called your
Who said territory is just about the man? In crazy
circumstances, the mother is also included. Thing is her man, the boyfriend in
question, did not even give her the phone number. She took it from his phone
herself and she just wanted to also call her and say ‘hi’. See how she is also
doing and if she needs anything. Has Mark*
been home with some other women who does not go by the name she should go by?
She has called a
couple of people (exes, colleagues and friends) to warn them off
The jealousy is a turn on in the beginning until it starts
going sour. Then the guy looks for someone to blame other than himself when he
She has set something
of yours on fire…while you watch
Bursts of anger from crazy women are just an epic moment for
the people who are around to watch. Mostly her boyfriend! The thing is, the guy
never leaves in the beginning or ever because he is thinking, ‘she is different
and I like it’. Until she burns a couple of things in the backyard/balcony,
cuts up a suit or two and crashes the car. After a series of these, that is
when the guy starts realizing he is getting drained.
You wake up and they
are watching you
Nothing strikes fear in my heart than waking up and finding
someone staring at me. I have watched too many horror movies to not have a
vivid imagination. I would not go to sleep. Again. These men have to be given a medal because
they are not walking zombies. They just go to sleep and let it work out like a
mystery novel. Am I going to wake up or not?
Do you know crazy
women do not react immediately?
If they find out you cheated, talked to someone they do not
like or did something they did not like; they just have this eerie way of
looking at you and letting you know that they know but they are still figuring
it out. She just stares at you. You catch her a couple of times but you cannot
ask what is wrong because you do not even want to find out.
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