6 types of women men are likely to meet
04 June 2015, 13:39
Nairobi - There are women all men will meet in their lives. Here are a few you are likely to bump into during your life cycle.
Even the ugliest of frogs in this side of Kenya has
experienced each and every one of the following types of women. He might not
look good to you but trust me there is a woman out there dying and clamoring
for his attentions.
No woman can admit with a straight face that she has never
tried to mother some man she came
across. Not because she was trying to be his mother but because for women the
ultimate means for showing your love and adoration is through nurturing and
caring. The men act like Neanderthals, we act like we are their mothers.
Cook for him, clean for him, ask if he has eaten when you
are not there, or give away the last few shillings you have in your M-Pesa. We
normally catch ourselves when we are about to stumble fully fledge into his
house. If you have never done such a thing, either 1. You are a liar or 2. You
are a better woman than most.
Just like the young girls have a version of their old
lovers, so do the young men-sorry Mr. Muchiri! I am sure even he at some point
was approached by some type in his tender years. They normally come in some
variations: the neighbor, the relative’s friends, the woman who is in chama
with your mother, your mother’s friend. As a man, you know what I am talking
Since I am not a man, I cannot expound on this one. You know
what you were getting out of the relationship. Money, her wisdom/ wise words,
her mentorship, sexual experience/gratification-or maybe you just ignored her!
I do not know, but you would know.
The ATM Card
He is the ATM and she is the card (for the slow type). We
are not talking old folks here but the young men can also be stupid when it
comes to women. I do not understand you applying for a HELB loan and giving it
all to your girlfriend in one day, then next week she will still come ask for
more and you will go borrow somewhere to iron out her displeasure.
I recently wrote about the idiot that took 50k and went to
buy a second hand IPhone. We could go on and on but there is no man, young or
old who has never been an ATM machine!
Damsel in distress
It is normally because he has a soft spot for her. If she is
in a bind, he will move heaven and earth to get her out of it. Not because he
is her husband, boyfriend, brother or any such relation but just because he has
a soft spot for her. Maybe romantic, or what could have been situation. She has
him twirled around her finger. It normally angers the current woman in his
Material just not yet wife because at times he lets her get
away or he was never too sure until she was taken away but some faster thinking
gentleman. At the back of his mind he is always thumping his head either trying
to figure out how to get her or damn himself for letting her getaway. Just because
she is the pillar that any man would like to have.
The one that got away
This is the one that came too early in life when he was not
yet sure of what he wanted. He might have never even been sure whether she was
what he needed but a few years down the line when he has settled into
discovering and knowing himself; he sees what he lost. He is not sure whether
to be angry with himself or just be happy that now at least he knows what he
wants or expects form the woman he will eventually have. If he has one of
these, you had better exceed expectations otherwise you will never measure up.
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