5 reasons Kenyans will watch 50 Shades of Grey
11 February 2015, 14:14
Nairobi - If you are into romance, you have read Fifty shades. If you
are naturally a curious person, you have read Fifty shades. If you are kinky,
you have read fifty shades, generally speaking everyone who is a reader will be
curious what the book is all about and want to read it. Now, the movie is here
and we were all excited about something until the Kenyan Government stepped in.
This Kenya Film Board is starting to be ridiculously
prudish. Some prim and proper individuals on that board who are into much worse
things than BDSM, have decided to act like S&M cannot exist in Kenya. They
have also decided to curtail our enjoyment of the Fifty Shades movie which we
were all looking forward to. When they banned Addicted I really did not care
but I have read all three books of Fifty and I really did want to see the
movie, me and more than a million other women. Not to worry though we are an
ingenious lot and trust me, we will find a way to watch the movie unless you
plan on confiscating our laptops and the internet too.
There is a reason why
we women want to watch Christian Grey and that Ana girl in action. No, not
because we want to be tied up and gagged or whipped like donkeys and done to
all those other things but because:
See our men make fools of themselves
It would have been easier to get the man to watch the movie
rather than read the book.
There is a misconception going around that women enjoy the
book because they want to take Ana’s place.
Now, most guys who want to be experimental will run around looking for
that whip he saw some donkey cart guy with and ask to borrow it for a night of
Fifty Shades festivities. If he is ingenious he will look for a sextoy shop and
decide to treat his woman to a variety but believe you me majority of the men
have not read the book. They just flipped through it because she had it, got a
general view and is interested because he wants to do something out of the
norm. In other words he has no idea what he is doing but it will be hilarious
to watch him do it.
Fifty Shades is about much more than BDSM
This escapes a lot of people who hear about the book. It
offers a lot of advice on handling relationships and sex.
It is about trust; because you are blindfolded, you have no
idea what is going on but you trust your partner enough to experience something
with them. A lot of Kenyan men do not help when it comes to trusting them.
Communication; most couples need that in their relationships, opening up and
talking about why you are the way you are and your partner understanding that.
If you want more you will have to read the book for yourself.
Because Christian Grey is a fantasy and a step out of our usual
The Christian Grey world is like our adult version of Disney
world. You get a partner who cares about you, goes out of his way to learn how
you like your tea so that he can stock it at his place. Finds out you like
reading and gets you First editions. Takes time to know your father because he
is important to you and what we all women like; getting gifts like Audi R8s and
helicopter rides never goes a miss. We are not saying that men should break the
account but at least showing that you are making the effort and you care makes
us want to appreciate you as well.
Because Christian Grey does not use corny lines and is not
The man was confident, knew what he wanted and went after
it. What is more attractive than that? He did not use some washed up pick up
line passed on from generations but was straight forward in his approach. That
is what we want, a man being sure of himself.
The guy worked hard but played hard too.
He ran an empire, but when he got his woman he did not set
her aside with an excuse like, ’you like spending this money so give me space I
make some more.’ Grey made time for Hannah. He was ambitious but also made time
for what was now also important for him. He created a balance between his work
life and being with Hannah. Most of the time when our men hook us in they think
that they are now done and can step aside for more important things. When you
step aside she becomes neglected. You do not want that because Kenya has its
versions of Christian Greys just lurking around and we can be moved by them.
By the by, thank you Kenyan Film Board for making our V-day
more uneventful by banning the movie, but we will find a way to watch it.
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