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4 reasons to say no to morning sex

26 March 2015, 14:14 Shakila Alivitsa

Nairobi - So today I woke up and it was raining. As I sat on my bed, I contemplated not going to work so that I can just lay in bed and come up with an ailment. I like rainy weather but I like it more when I do not have to get up like on a weekend.

Sitting there I wondered if I had a boyfriend, what would I be doing? Not being cold obviously, that is if he has not annoyed me.

That got me thinking about the much idolized morning sex by the male species. It is not like you just jump in, you lead up to it unless you are animals and are always up and ready to go. In which case it is easy.

When you wake up the first thought normally is bathroom

Or let me rephrase that, when I wake up I have to go to the bathroom. That is normally the first thought for anyone who has slept through the whole night and their systems are functioning well. So when someone wakes you up and they are trying to be sexy, my thoughts will just be on how painful it is getting to hold off the pressure in my bladder. No matter how hard you try to block it out and be a willing participant, Mother Nature can never be blocked out.

That will put a halt on things and it is no longer waking up with sex, because you woke up first to go to the bathroom.

Morning Breath

Not everyone is lucky not to have morning breath. I do not have it because I try to be healthy. On the other hand maybe I will not be able to say the same for my partner. I can just imagine waking up and someone is trying to kiss me with their morning breath. Nothing will kill that arousal faster than me trying not to gag. Let us be honest, it can be that bad.

Unless you can just turn and do it like the animals. Missionary is out of the question when bad breath is involved.

If it is on a weekday…..

I like my sleep. Who does not like sleeping especially if you have a rigorous schedule every day?If you are from Rongai, to beat traffic you have to wake up at four, be out of the house by five in order to be at the office by 8 in the am. The last thing on a girl’s mind is having sex because I take long to shower and then there is make up. The man on the other hand can take only 15minutes to get ready.

Setting the alarm for 3:45 am so that we can all get a little nooky time is insane because it is no longer a surprise and those fifteen minutes off the clock are precious sleep time.

Morning sex can only happen on weekends.

No one is sexy in the morning

I can just imagine how I sleep. One leg on one end of the room, bedclothes twisted in disarray, at times you sleep with your mouth open and drool is all over the place. Trust me, Beyoncé lied, no one woke up like that-flawless.  For a lot of ladies, to enjoy sex we need to feel sexy, if I am not feeling sexy, prepare for a grumpy session.

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