3 categories women place men
28 April 2015, 16:11
Nairobi - I have a lot of zones that I use with the men that I have in my life; the friend-zone-has to be the most used. Then I have the bro (brother)zone, then I have re-invented, the colleague-zone, basically I zone you according to the situation I first met you in. Has to explain why I am single because I was reading some article by some man and it advised us women to eliminate all these ZONES if we have a hope of ever having a relationship.
That man does not know anything about women if he thinks we will friend zone you just because you are a friend. The rule is, if he looks good, has good character and basically everything that you and every other women of my acquaintance also wants in him, we will go after him. It does not matter if we had sleep overs as children, as long as you are not related to me by blood and you look and sound good-that works for me.
We use the zones when you are just not what I want, it is that simple really. If you do not take me to a higher sphere with your presence, conversation or turn me on you are zoned. If you have a bad sense of humor with horrible jokes and a bad personality to boot, I will zone you. If you have poor taste, luck style and horrible hygiene, that is why you are in my bro-zone. I like you enough just so as not to hurt your feelings and tell you what is wrong with you.
A friend zone, is when you are just a person I have gotten so used to over the years, I know your faults, you know mine. I may be mercenary so it will be difficult to ask for vacations from you when I know your financial situation-that is how you bagged a friend zone. I will have a hard time arguing with you when I know how to set you off and I have seen you cry over it. I once proclaimed that women know how to pull all the stops when arguing with their men, because we know what will shut you down. So how am I meant to have that weekly bout when you are going to cry and make me feel bad- see how you got into the friend zone?
The colleague-zone, is because I love my job more than a relationship with you. The thing you men should know about us women is that if something is really worth it, we will strive for it. So if the office relationship does not look like it is in our best of interests, but think you are worth it as a man in my life because you proved it, I will look for a placement elsewhere and have two for the price of one. That is just how it works.
If that girl keeps pulling out that workplace card, it is because you have just not proved it worth her time. For her to look for a job elsewhere or put up with the hullaballoo that is an office affair. Otherwise if you are a man worth bagging for any female, you will not be in any zones.
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