Sexpert tips for parents
10 February 2016, 10:53
These are worth a shot (in the dark).
Tip 1: Make yourself feel sexy
Sexologists say: Wear raunchy lingerie, seductive perfume and daydream about your lover.
Parents say: Racy and lacy won’t stabilise our wobbly bits and we can’t afford perfume so we daydream about money.
Tip 2: Bust boredom
Sexologists say: Explore fantasies, dress up in role-play costumes and introduce toys.
Parents say: The only fancy dress in this house is lying in a shower of glitter in the playroom. Toys could be fun, the spiny stegosaurus to be precise.
Tip 3: Work sex into your weekly routine
Sexologists say: Have a ‘date night’ where you wine, dine and stare longingly into each other’s eyes. Make sure there are no kids around.
Parents say: Did you say no kids? Do not pass begin, do not collect KES 2000, let’s Monopolise this moment.
Tip 4: Make time for foreplay
Sexologists say: Foreplay is essential. Light scented candles and warm up some massage oil.
Parents say: We are the masters of quickies. When there’s a spare minute we just go. Go, go, go. . . Yes! No! Stop, stop, stop. There’s a little voice at the door.
Tip 5: Don’t score goals
Sexologists say: Long-term lovers have goal-orientated sex because they know each other, but intimacy is not about orgasms.
Parents say: Ja whatever, orgasms are nice and see my point about limited time above.
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