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You know you masturbate too much when...

08 October 2014, 20:51

Abuja – We all have a number, maybe even a record if you’re a sickie, that we think of when someone asks you how many times a week you do it.

Spank the monkey, that is. But how much masturbating is too much, Men’s Health asks.

You are injuring yourself

Some guys choke the chicken to the point of injury, Tobias Köhler, M.D., a urologist at Southern Illinois University in the US, said. He said it can sometimes be real serious. Apparently you can get something called Peyronie’s disease — a buildup of plaque (let's hope to God not the dental kind) in your penis.

You should start cutting down immediately if that happens. 

It’s affecting your relationships and your life

If you’re shaking hands with the president on a Friday night instead of going out with friends and perhaps even getting laid with an actual human, you should probably think about keeping your hands out of your pants for a while.

You can’t stop thinking about it

If you’re at work and all you think about is pulling pork, then you’ve got a problem, too. Sure, it’s more exciting than spreadsheets and sending out read receipts and malicious haikus to your colleagues, but calm your jets already.

Read more at Men’s Health.


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