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Woman attempts murder of husband by poisoning her vagina

09 December 2014, 08:07

Nairobi - A Brazilian woman is accused of trying to kill her husband in the strangest of ways.

According to Salon, the woman put poison in her vagina and then asked her husband to have oral sex with her.

He complied, but noticed something was wrong when he smelled an unusual odour emanating from her nethers.

Being heroic (or actually just not being a murderous man) he rushed her to the hospital, because he realised the poison was affecting her.

Because duh… vaginas are absorbent.

You wouldn't put poison in your mouth and then try to kill someone by kissing them, would you?

So, things to take from this story:

·         Don’t kill people

·         Don’t put poison in your sexual organs

·         Don’t use sexual acts for nefarious reasons

·         Don’t go down on your partner when they smell strange

Is this the oddest attempted murder you've ever heard of?

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