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Sex: 3 things you should never say to a man

24 July 2014, 13:53

Abuja - Men and their little trouser friends can be mysterious creatures sometimes. One wrong move could send junior hiding like a frightened turtle, Women’s Health says.

Why isn’t it hard yet?

The only answer you’ll get to this question will be in the form of a rubbery garden hose. If the poor guy already has a problem of getting it up, putting his stage frightened little brother under a spotlight will only make it worse.

Are you almost done?

As soon as you ask, you question becomes pointless as it is probably not happening soon. Just rethink your strategy, try another position of give the man a hand for heaven’s sake. But don’t ask that now, okay!

Guys like it when I...

Great, thanks. Nothing kills a vibe like thinking of other guys with their hands all over your lover. So don’t even. Just no. Just show him what you’re good at. No need to bring out the old scrapbook of good reviews.

Read more things not to say to a naked man at Women’s Health.

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