4 things you shouldn’t say after sex
22 October 2014, 15:59
Abuja – So you just had a good old play-fight in the sack. Good on you, but don’t blow it at the end, if you know what we mean.
Men’s Health lists a couple of no-no’s you should never drop after doing the dirty.
1. ‘What’s that smell?’
Who said sex was going to smell like a new car? It’s more like a new car that just drove through a swamp.
Yeah, you should probably be, but don’t say it. You’ll just come across as pathetic and needy. Own your ineptitude at least. But bail ASAP.
3. ‘Let me just take a selfie.’
Just no. All phones must be very far away from the scene of the crime, thanks. Unless you’re making some dodgy video. That presents its own problems to be thought through later.
4. ‘That’s the best sex I didn’t pay for.’
Better get to the emergency room fast to get some tests done.
Read more at Men’s Health.
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